Hello world!



I’ve penned a Gold-selling single, pop culture critiques, travel features, music reviews, serialised horror stories, erotic fiction, critical reportage, celebrity interviews, high profile obituaries, techno poetry, luxury brand ad copy, marketing collateral, social commentary, campaign literature and as a teenager, a love letter to a ski instructor in Austria.
Jobs that have shaped my experience, paid the bills and informed my writing include; magazine editor, performance artist, journalist, international DJ, online editor, auctioneer, club promoter, hod carrier, film producer, psychiatric nurse, catwalk model, video jockey, podium dancer, photographer, choreographer, theatre director, chat show host, art bodyguard and once, during a stint in Ibiza, a spontaneous circus act.


I’ve been busy.